"And on the 8th day, God created stupid-ass fucktards." (Genesis, page 3)

To keep away stalkers and other species of asshole, this journal is restricted to trusted individuals only. If you do not have access and want it, follow the simple instructions below. Also, if you do not have access and are worried about me talking about you behind your back, rest assured that I am not, and have a nice, stress-free day. Furthermore, rest assured that once you do gain access, it will be complete, and I will not filter any entries from you. My evolving ethics are detailed in my pledge against drama.

Currently, you must be a LiveJournal user to access this journal. If you are not, you can become one for free here. It shouldn't take more than a minute, and is perfectly safe. Note that becoming a user does not require you to maintain a profile or keep a journal, though I'd be happy to read your occasional thoughts if you do.

To ask for access, log on to LiveJournal and comment on this post: tell me who you are and give me your email address or some other way to contact you. Your comment will be sent privately to me, and I will use the email address to ask you further questions about your identity if I have any. Don't forget the email address, because I cannot communicate with you by responding to your comment (it would make it public).

Together, my little goatlings, if we just believe, we can can make this world safe for the non-assholes. Amen.

¡Che!